DO RE MI
Only the River
Post office clerks put up signs saying "position closed" And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats And Janitors padlock the gates For security guards to patrol And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink While the married ones turn on a chat show And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Gentlemen time please you know we can't serve anymore The traffic light change to stop when there's nothing to go And by five o'clock everything's dead And every third car is a cab And ignorant people sleep in their beds Like the doped white mice in the collage lab And nothing ever happens Nothing happens at all The needle returns to the start of the song And we all sing along like before And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care Close circuit cameras in department stores Shoot the same movie every day And the stars of these films neither die or get killed Just survive constant action replay And nothing ever happens Nothing happens at all The needle returns to the start of the song And we all sing along like before And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow And bill boarding advertise products that nobody needs While angry from Manchester writes to complain about All the repeats on TV Computer terminals report some gains For the value of copper and tin While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs For the price of a hospital wing And nothing ever happens Nothing happens at all The needle returns to the start of the song And we all sing along like before And nothing ever happens Nothing happens at all The'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock And we all go along like before And we'll all be lonley tonight and lonely tomorrow And we'll all be lonley tonight and lonely tomorrow