He's incomplete he can't compete can't do a thing he's on the team mom and dad told him that he woul be on the team a hundred and ten per cent a little boy crush kill destroy not to blame not the same chemicals in the brain on the team but you just can't compete can't decide so pathetic moral is you've got to get it in later life you wonder why you always lose and don't improve more new games you can't play you're there just the same you're on the team you're in the scheme you are on the team but you just can't compete that's not the way you think but you're on the team.

Written by John Curulewski
Lead vocals by John Curulewski

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Everybody Sing!

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

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